User: Ajay007

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Ladka: tumhaara naam kya hai?
Ladki: Asha
Ladka: tum Asha ho, par Choti to nai ho?
Ladki: Matlab????
Ladka: Dil hai Chota sa, Choti si Asha…
“PERMANENTLY BLOCKED FOR LIFE”

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Sabjiwale ki Shadi hui.
SUHAG RAAT ko Biwi ke upar Pani Chidkne laga..!!
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Wife: Kya kr rahe ho..??
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Sabjiwala:
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MAAL Taza Kr Raha hu..!!

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True Story Of A Married Man :
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Maang Bharne Ki Sazaa Kuch Is Tarah Paa Raha Hoon,
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Maang Poori Karte Karte,
Maang Maang Ke Kha Raha Hoon..!!

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Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”
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Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena.

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Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.
Student: My name is Sunlight.

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