Jokes SMS

Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”
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Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena.

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Added 4 months ago

Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.
Student: My name is Sunlight.

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1st sardar: – O yaar agar neend na aaye to kya
kiya jaaye..??
2nd Sardar: – Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ke
banda soo hi jaye..

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Added 5 months ago

1 sabzi wale ke ghar bacha paida hua to 1 aurat bache
ko dekh k boli: – kitna pyara bacha hai…???
Sabzi wala aadat ke mutabik bola, Aur hai be Bilkul taaza…

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Added 5 months ago

Suraj Woh Jo Din Bhar
Aasman Ka Saath De, Chand
Woh Jo Raat Bhar Taaron Ka
Sath De, Pyaar Woh Jo Zindagi
Bhar Saath De, Aur Biwi Woh
Jo Har Baat Ka Ulta Jawab De.

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Added 8 months ago
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