Greetings SMS [Marriage SMS]

Na Jane Kab Ayega Wo Din..!!

Jis Din Mera Tujh Se Nikah Hoga...!!!

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Added 1 year ago

सुहागरात के दिन पत्नी अपने भारी भरकम
वस्त्रों को निकाल कर फ़ेंक रही थी और हलके
वस्त्र धारण कर रही थी !
तभी पति महोदय की एंट्री हुई और उन्होंने
कपड़ों के ढेर को देखा !
पत्नी ने पति की तरफ तिरछी नजरों से देखते
हुए कहा :-
पता है न क्या करना है ?
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पति ( बाहर भागते हुए ) : ऐसी कि तैसी, मैं
इतनी रात में कपडे कभी नहीं धोऊंगा ! बस !

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Added 4 years ago

A successful married life depends on one simple equation:
Wife having beauty secrets and
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husband having secret beauties.

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Added 4 years ago

Husband is like Bluetooth
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Remain connected with wife for data transfer...but
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Connection fails whenever wife is far away due to long distance &
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Then Searching for New device.

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Added 4 years ago

Who's Guilty.?
Husband And Wife Are Sleeping
Wife Dreaming And She Suddenly
Shouts..
"Quick, My Husband Is Back.."
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Husband Gets Up In Lightening
Speed And Jumps Out Of The
Window....!

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Added 4 years ago
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