Jokes SMS [Rajnikanth Jokes]

Ek Aadmi ne 1 ungli se 8 admi ko upar pahucha diya
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or wo rajnikant b nahi tha Batao kaise ?
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Lift se yaar Q Apna kamjor dimag par jor dete ho. .

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Narendra Modi's Mobile Was Ringing.
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He Picked The Call.
Namo: Hello Rajnikant, Kaise Ho...!
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Rajnikant Shocked
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Rajni: Tumko Kaise Pata Chala Ki Me Rajnikant Hu?
Mera Number To True Caller Walo Ko Bhi Nahi Pata
Aur Mera Number Kisi K Mobile Me Display Bhi Nahi Hota.
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Namo: Aise Hi Thoda Pm Bana Hu.
Muje Itni To Akal Hai K Switched Off Mobile Pe
Sirf Tumhara Hi Phone Lag Sakta Hai.

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1.एक किसान ने कौवो से तंग आकर
अपने खेत मेँ मक्के की फसल मेँ
रजनीकांत कि फोटो लगा दी।
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नतीजा: कौवे पिछले साल खाए
मक्के के दाने भी वापस ले आए

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Rajni kant n colleg khola to student confuse ho gye.

Kyu...

Kyuki ... College ka name tha rajni kant medical college of art and commarse.

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Added 4 years ago

Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student: Wrong question.
Pakistani student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya.
American student: It’s strange, how is it
possible?
Indian Rajnikant solved it:
Two / Ten
=wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2
Saala Maths ka itihaas hila dala.
YANNA RASCALA, MIND IT!!

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